Quote of the Day

Do you have a backup plan?

This was my response to Max when he was saying that “you have to have a plan of attack” as he is getting ready to jump and tackle me. After catching him and throwing him to the ground, I made the comment above. I just love playing with [...]

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I can feel that all the way over here.

Jen said this morning after my blackberry vibrated on the table from receiving an email.  We were currently on a conference call, the phone was not on mute and the person that was talking on the other end made a slight pause.  We quickly put [...]

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I have never had to work so hard to see someone naked.

Last Saturday night was Portland’s annual Naked Bike Ride that had an estimated 13,000 naked participants.  Overall, I would guess that the average age was mid to late 20s.  The quote was made by Mary Rose while we were trying [...]

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What’s up with your crazy balls?

I was playing tennis yesterday with a couple friends and this was one of their responses after I hit a ball to them that had a wicked spin on it.