Helpful hints

This is just an open letter to those lazy bums that get my blog posts through the email instead of coming to my website.

Dear Lazy Bums –

I thought I would give you a few helpful hints to help you enjoy my exquisite writing prowess.

1. I have the emails set up to be sent sometime around 0100 Georgia time. For those of you not keeping track, that will be around 1400 Pacific Time. Also, that will be the day before. Ok, wait. This is not helpful anymore, just confusing. How’s this:

   Email sent on Tuesday at 0100 in Georgia = Monday at 1400 on the west coast of the states

   Please keep in mind that Georgian time is a bit like Costa Rican time – they have their own sense of time that does not compute with the western world. So the actually moment of when the email gets sent will vary.

2. You will read posts that have text like the following:

   Here are a few pictures from blah blah blah (or view full screen slideshow of photos here)

   And then you will see no pictures. This is because the slideshow software I use only works if you go to the blog. As Nelson has said for the past 20 years, Ha ha! To see the slideshow, simply click on the link that has the text “view full screen slideshow of photos here”.

3. Even though I should be honored for my writing ability (thanks high school engrish class!), I do not write every day. This means you will not get an email from me every day, only on days that I decide to grace you with my talent. Or when I have time, internet connection and am in the right mood to write. Can you tell that I am in the right mood to write right now?
4. You can reply to the emails and your message will be sent just like any other email. If you want to post a comment on the blog itself, you will have to go to the blog (assuming you know the address), find the post you want to comment on and leave your message there.

Sincerely,

An arrogant bastard